Duck. Tweets. Tries stuff. Fails. Tries other stuff. Short attention span. Easily-led. Possibly unstable.
- If the first you knew of the Michelin Guide was the livestream of their awards you’d assume it was made by a piss-t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 10 hours ago
- Tonight I'm going to go for a few pints, then head down to the cinema to watch the new Bond film before going for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 hours ago
- I think I’m being trolled. 12 hours ago