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Cress 2020
In times of crisis the world needs to come together. We are divided by many things, language, race, religion, politics, gender…the list probably goes on but I’m already losing my thread. Anyway, the point is, in the midst of an … Continue reading
Cress 2020 Entry Form
Entry to this year’s competition is via a simple form. Here. The responses provided will be a useful tool for weeding out the timewasters or those incapable of following the most basic of rules. One entry per household. Don’t ask … Continue reading
Judgement Day
It is here. What a week and a bit that’s been. I’ll be honest, I made a few mistakes when planning this. First off, I shouldn’t have done it to coincide with a week of seven shifts in a row … Continue reading
Cress 2016 – Let’s go!
Cress – Growing Season – Final Rules These rules supersede and where appropriate replace all previously published rules in relation to this tournament. Okay, wordy start, basically these are the rules. But if something isn’t covered here and was … Continue reading
Cress 2016 – The Judges
These are the people who are going to look carefully at your work and sort the wheat from the chaff. They’re all highly skilled Cress experts (Crexperts?) with little time for frivolity or nonsense. It’s up to you to impress … Continue reading
Cress Stage 2 – Seeding
The application process is over, now the game begins. First of all though, you need some cress. Initially, I was going to limit the cress that I would provide to 100 competitors, with the others having to source their own. … Continue reading
Cress 2016 Rules and Application Form
Welcome to the World’s Greatest Cress Competition. If you want to know more about it then click here. Before you enter it’s important you read and understand the rules. By completing and submitting the entry form you acknowledge complete … Continue reading
Cress 2016 – #Crexit
Good things come in threes. Omne trium perfectum. Third in a series is always the best. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Return of the Jedi and Beverley Hills Cop 3 are just a few terrible examples of this. The … Continue reading
Cress 2013 Results
The winners of #Cress2013 have been decided. CIVILIAN ENTRANTS 1st place – @LucyLyons 2nd place – @Gillpea CELEBRITY ENTRANTS 1st place – @Lesdennis 5th place – @driverminnie (note that places 2nd to 4th were not awarded as no … Continue reading
Cress 2013 – the final round
We’re eight days in and have reached the stage where your cress should be at its peak. All that remains is for you to submit your final photo. There are, of course, a few minor (but vital) conditions. You must … Continue reading
