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Cress 2020

In times of crisis the world needs to come together. We are divided by many things, language, race, religion, politics, gender…the list probably goes on but I’m already losing my thread. Anyway, the point is, in the midst of an … Continue reading

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Cress 2020 Entry Form

Entry to this year’s competition is via a simple form. Here. The responses provided will be a useful tool for weeding out the timewasters or those incapable of following the most basic of rules. One entry per household. Don’t ask … Continue reading

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Judgement Day

It is here. What a week and a bit that’s been. I’ll be honest, I made a few mistakes when planning this. First off, I shouldn’t have done it to coincide with a week of seven shifts in a row … Continue reading

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Cress 2016 – Let’s go!

Cress – Growing Season – Final Rules   These rules supersede and where appropriate replace all previously published rules in relation to this tournament. Okay, wordy start, basically these are the rules. But if something isn’t covered here and was … Continue reading

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Cress 2016 – The Judges

These are the people who are going to look carefully at your work and sort the wheat from the chaff. They’re all highly skilled Cress experts (Crexperts?) with little time for frivolity or nonsense. It’s up to you to impress … Continue reading

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Cress Stage 2 – Seeding

The application process is over, now the game begins. First of all though, you need some cress. Initially, I was going to limit the cress that I would provide to 100 competitors, with the others having to source their own. … Continue reading

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Cress 2016 Rules and Application Form

  Welcome to the World’s Greatest Cress Competition. If you want to know more about it then click here. Before you enter it’s important you read and understand the rules. By completing and submitting the entry form you acknowledge complete … Continue reading

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