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Cress round 2 appeals

IN THE CRESS COUNTY COURT @Lukemackaycooks v Cress2013 ____________________________________________________________________________________ Appeal against disqualification from Cress 2013 _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1. The appellant is a grown man with a wife and child.  2. On the 7th November 2013 he entered a competition to grow … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 Second Round Results

The following entrants remain in the competition. I also thought you’d like a quick summary of their favourite chocolate bars. Annoyingly I’d hoped a lot more of you would fall at this hurdle. The final round (starting tomorrow) will have … Continue reading

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Emergency Cress 2013 update.

In complete breach of the rules I have decided that given the recent horrific events in the Philippines it would do none of us any harm, and only if we are individually in the position to do so, to donate … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 – Day 4 (Round 2)

Halfway through – doesn’t time fly? If you’ve managed to get this far it’s more likely to be due to my benevolence and leniency, rather than you sticking rigidly to the rules.  Hopefully by now your cress will be giving … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 – Appeals against disqualification

The following appeals were received this evening. I will deal with each in turn. R v @TheCatsDaughter This appellant appeals on the basis that she’s just taking part “in any way I can”. She did not enter the competition at … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 – End of Round One

The following people kept closely enough to the rules to be granted a pass to the second round of Cress beginning tomorrow. If your name does not appear in the list below that means you have been disqualified. If you … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 – Day 1

So this is it. You’ve got your seeds, you’ve got your saucer and you’ve got an enormous amount of enthusiasm. Now you want to begin.  Here’s how; (1) You need to plant your seeds in your saucer (remember, no saucer … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 Judging Panel

In light of this year’s complicated rule structure a dedicated and ruthless panel have been put together to oversee the final decision. Further to earlier editions of this post there is now a woman judge. Truly, we are in 2013. … Continue reading

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Cress 2013 – The Rules

Below are the rules for Cress 2013. Cress Packs will be sent out early next week. The judging panel will be announced here shortly. The judges’ decision on all matters will be final. The competition is entirely self-funded. Any entrants … Continue reading

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Cress Competition 2013

So it’s happening. Two years ago I swore that I would never organise such a ridiculous event again. The whole thing was an utter shambles. People were unable to follow simple rules, bombarded me with inane questions and generally caused … Continue reading

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